Generic agency copy under-converts everyone. We tune the kitchen to your audience — vocabulary, KPIs, and the use cases that actually matter.
8
Verticals actively cooked
47+
Engagements plated
$10M+
Driven for clients
3
Months — average time-to-result
Four kitchens we've already built for.
Kitchen №01 · Restaurants
Restaurants & Hospitality
Stop losing tables to voicemail.
You're already a great operator — that's not the problem. The problem is the gap between when someone wants a table and when a human can answer the phone. We close that gap, and we make the answer engines name you before they name OpenTable.
- AI Agents
- SEO + GEO
- AI Automations
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Kitchen №02 · Real Estate
Real Estate Agents & Teams
Be the agent the AI names — and the one who replied first.
You don't have a lead problem. You have a speed problem and a visibility problem — and they're killing the same deals. Buyers text at 9pm. The answer engine names Zillow. You're losing showings before you've even seen the lead.
- AI Agents
- SEO + GEO
- AI Automations
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Kitchen №03 · Local Services
Local Service Businesses
Stop losing jobs to voicemail.
Dentists, lawyers, accountants, salons, gyms, retailers, contractors. Every missed call is rent money. Every outdated Google profile is a lead going to someone else. You started this business to do the work — let's make sure the calls actually reach you.
- AI Agents
- SEO + GEO
- AI Automations
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Kitchen №04 · Personal Training
Trainers, Studios & Online Coaches
Get out of your inbox. Back into the work you started this for.
You signed up to coach, not to triage. Three hours a day in the inbox is time stolen from programming, writing, actually being present for the people who pay you. We rebuild the front of your business so the back gets your time back.
- AI Agents
- SEO + GEO
- AI Automations
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Kitchen №05 · eCommerce / DTC
eCommerce & DTC Brands
Lift AOV. Cut CAC. Get named in the answer.
Meta is more expensive every quarter. Your Klaviyo flows convert like everyone else's Klaviyo flows. The buyer who would've found you organically is now finding your competitor in ChatGPT. We rebuild the parts of your store that scale revenue — without scaling spend.
- GEO + SEO
- AI Agents
- AI Automations
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Kitchen №06 · Creators / Coaches
Creators & Coaches
Build the operations layer behind the audience you spent years building.
The audience is the product. But the inbox, the FAQ triage, the refund requests, the silent churn — that's the work eating the time you used to spend creating. We build the layer that protects what you've built and lets you go back to writing.
- AI Agents
- AI Automations
- SEO + GEO
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Kitchen №07 · Startups
Startups (VC-backed & bootstrapped)
Ship the AI roadmap your team's been late on.
Investors asked about AI last quarter. They'll ask again next quarter. The feature is on the roadmap. The eng team is heads-down on the previous quarter's commitment. Meanwhile a competitor you've never heard of just got named in ChatGPT for your category. Let's fix all three.
- AI Applications
- AI Agents
- GEO
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Kitchen №08 · Boring Businesses
Boring Businesses
Modernize what's leaking. Protect what works.
You bought a business that's been around longer than your career. You also bought paper invoices, a wall calendar, and a phone that goes to voicemail during the morning rush. The right move isn't to rip-and-replace — it's to fix the leaks without touching what already pays the bills.
- AI Agents
- AI Automations
- SEO + GEO
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Same five orders. Different kitchens.
The vocabulary changes by audience. The underlying asks are remarkably consistent — these are the five we plate across almost every engagement.
01
“Get found when people ask the AI.”
Whether it's a diner asking ChatGPT for a restaurant, a buyer searching for an agent, or a CTO vetting a vendor — the question is the same: do you show up?
Heard from
- Restaurants
- Real Estate
- Local Services
- Personal Training
- eCommerce / DTC
- Creators / Coaches
- Startups
- Boring Businesses
02
“Stop losing leads in the first 2 minutes.”
Speed-to-first-touch beats fancy nurture. An intake agent that books before you can reply is the unfair advantage every kitchen wants.
Heard from
- Restaurants
- Real Estate
- Local Services
- Personal Training
- eCommerce / DTC
- Startups
- Boring Businesses
03
“Replace work you'd otherwise hire for.”
Whether it's an SDR, a receptionist, an ops manager, or a CS lead — automations + agents fill the gap until it's worth the headcount.
Heard from
- Restaurants
- Real Estate
- Local Services
- eCommerce / DTC
- Startups
- Boring Businesses
04
“Compound your content + reputation.”
Topical authority is the asset that earns its keep three years later. We build for the curve, not the spike.
Heard from
- Personal Training
- Creators / Coaches
- eCommerce / DTC
- Startups
05
“Modernize ops without breaking the trust.”
Especially for acquired businesses and long-running local kitchens — change everything that's slow, change nothing that's working.
Heard from
- Local Services
- Boring Businesses
- Restaurants
Not sure which kitchen yet?
The Scorecard names it for you.
Twelve questions, two minutes. We don't need your email to tell you which audience pattern you fit and which dishes we'd cook first.